How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Previous Random Joke Next

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses