How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.