How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

Santa Elf Jokes More Santa Elf Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.