What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.