Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM