Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

accommadate I hate me for this..

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism