What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...