How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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Fix It Again Tony

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.