How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Manage Jokes More Manage Jokes

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ?

Cicero the boat ashore !

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip