They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
Because the steaks were too high...
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Because they always throw up
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians
An Upboat.
Naval oranges. I'msosorry.
