Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.