Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out