he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
I, Robotussin.
Swine flu
