How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu