Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.