if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"
Look ma, no hands!
Because he only knows about The White Stripes.
A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters
The rogue one
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.
Quack cocaine
and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
They were ravin' with Raven.
I poop with both hands.
