What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!