What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ?

9GAG

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu