What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.