How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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How old are your kids?

kids "

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

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Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.