How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Hi Jokes More Hi Jokes

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Demand Jokes More Demand Jokes

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.