How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

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A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.