How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.