Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.