Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

because it was the first Indie film.

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.