One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
A: They stop delivering.
Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.
She looked at their last names...
See if she'll perform black magic.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
He had to get plaid.
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
He does lots of bare-obics.
A: Third grade.
Because one more would have been too farty.
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
Counterfitz
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
The German.
