How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.