Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.