Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Entendre and....Entendre!

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.