Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Phelp Jokes More Phelp Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.