Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

my mugger, giving my purse back

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble