What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

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What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!