What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!