What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Apollo Jokes More Apollo Jokes

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.