What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

Previous Random Joke Next

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call a lesbian version of Grindr?

Scisr.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Dyke Jokes More Dyke Jokes

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.