What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence?

udder destruction