How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.