How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.