Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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What is the black stuff between elephants' toes?

Slow natives

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it