Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.