Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !