Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.