Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50