Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
A furtographer
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
A condom.
YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
They want Gore in 2000.
That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.
Now, I tweet them
