Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
With a pitchfork
Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.
Because it gives them square roots
A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!
It's Al Gore
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.
Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets