How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.