What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

City Jokes More City Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What do you call a waffle that burps too much?

A belchin waffle.

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo