How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex