What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!