What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.