What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.