What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.