What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

A: where is popcorn