What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!