What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country?

M'Laysia

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What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

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Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.