The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Canadians became *penniless*
They ketchup.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
When the leash goes slack.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.
Because nobody liked it on earth.
croaky voice) ROBBERT
They both like to pork.
Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
Hot Cross Bunnies!
Do you get a laughing stock?
Warren
Kick it up the arse
