What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off