What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.