What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.