How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.