How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.