Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios