Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.