How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.