How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

City Jokes More City Jokes

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.