How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

City Jokes More City Jokes

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.