What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.