What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.