What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

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What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.