Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the coke dealer retire?

He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Ferret Jokes More Ferret Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.