How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!