Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.