Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!