How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!