How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.