How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...