How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?