Two, and often from the same person.
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On crotches...
Kelp!
Because he's shellfish!
Pubic transportation
Because he was shellfish.
At the crust station.
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
A crustacean :D :D
I don't lobsters!
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
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They were both two shellfish
Finding crabs on your organ.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Having crabs on yer organ!
Crabs on your organ.
Swab the deck!
Because he ate too many crabs!
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
King's Cross Station :)
They are shellfish.
A crustacean.
On crotches.
Because they are shellfish
Because the SeaWeed..
Because they were both too Shellfish.
A pinch hitter.
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom
Crabs on your organ
He was a little shellfish.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Because they’re shellfish.
He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
It's the one who has knee pads on.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
Because it's shellfish.
Nothing. They're both crustacians.
The tube sock under my bed.
I Duggar."
Sink-o de Mayo"
The ocean