Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?

Aqueous humour.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth